The following characters live in the San Francisco Bay Area, and with the exception of Hope, who attends a local high school, all work for Big Tobacco.
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J.D. Status - 50* years old, the CEO of Big Tobacco, he speaks entirely in industry quotes. |
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May Upstart - 26 years old, advertising executive for Big Tobacco. |
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Jack Carcinoma - 45 years old, executive in charge of overseas development for Big Tobacco. |
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Hope - 16 years old, attends a local high school, she is independent and a critical thinker. |
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Allure 17 years old, long time classmate & teammate of Hope. She is a smoker. |
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Hardhats - Characters wearing black clothing and hardhats, who represent workers in the tobacco industry. Their main function is scenery change. |
| *Please note the ages described here are those of the characters and not the actors who portray them. |